oMG CANNIBAL-SWAG IS FOLLOWING ME HAAYYYYY
I HAVE SO MANY HUSBANDS THAT DON'T EXIST
sezja: Dear Diary: Why is Axel the only member of the Organization who isn’t a complete ass to me? Why am I supposed to want to help these people, again? They should buy me ice cream, too, if they want me to help them with this “heart” business. - Roxas
sezja: Dear Diary: Had my first mission with Xion today. XION DID NOTHING WHAT HOW DO YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT WHY CAN’T I DO NOTHING I can’t wait until Axel gets back so I can complain to him about this bullshit. - Sora
Man: I-I-I have a confession to make!
Perfect Rich Woman: Yes?
Man: I... I...! I'm an otaku!
Perfect Rich Woman: Ah, is that so...
Perfect Rich Woman: ...
Man: ...a-and... I have Gundam, EVA, and other anime figures all over my house!
Perfect Rich Woman: Very well. Please come with me.
The woman turns, and proceeds to walk elegantly with grace and poise, making minimal noise on her heels. She leads her boyfriend to her mansion, as the man jitters inconsistently behind her. She leads the way through a wide garden, then grand front steps, and finally through the wide manor entrance. A blinding divine light shines through and--
The manor is entirely cluttered with otaku goods: figurines such as the demon butler serving a pouty boy in a small throne in a glass case, to the giant CLAMP wall scrolls that hang from the high ceiling, illuminated by the gorgeous chandelier, to the display rack of various character body pillow covers. One, the man recognized, as Lelouch Lamperouge.
Tsundere male maid: O-Okaerinasae, goshujin-sama... I-It's not like I'm happy to see you back or anything...
Perfect(?) Rich Woman: Ah, I should probably tell you...
Perfect(?) Rich Woman: I'm a fujoshi. Teehee. (ﾉ◕ ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧~
Perfect(?) Rich Woman: To be honest, I'm a little disappointed. I thought you were going to come out about something else.
kurogamimegane: All those hearts… Seriously guys, what are you doing ?! (☆ω☆)